Thinking out loud

Just chillen’ at the shop and I figured I felt like writing but not sure what to write about so I figured I’d just start typing and see where it goes.

*Relationships: It’s a struggle.
*Females: Have no positive role models.
*Men: Are becoming soft.
*Money: People act broke but they got money to blow on bullshit.
*Friends: More like people you know.
*Having a kid: These days, now is the wrong time for that.
*Getting married: If you not getting married because of Church/Religious reasons, don’t do it.
*Sex: Use a condom.
*Black people: Males & Females need to get to the gym.
*Mexican people: Black people have nothing against you, we *ALL from the hood.
*White people: It’s still not okay to use the word “Nigga”.
*Asian people: Don’t allow this American hip-hop culture to influence you.
*Middle-Eastern People: I dated a Middle-Eastern chick for about 10 years.
*Flat booty white chicks: You look so 1990.
*Flat booty black chicks: You getting blown the fuck out by these big booty Mexican chicks.
*Big booty white chicks: Where the fuck did this come from.
*Female feet: Make sure you showing your feet cause you get pedicures. Cracked heels are nothing to show off.
*Men: Need to get to the gym.
*Bad Attitude: Will ultimately land you in jail or 6 feet deep.
*Bad breath: I can’t stand those conversations.
*Nasty teeth: I look in everyone’s mouth and it’s a shame!
*Fat people: You cool, but you need to check your eating habits.
*Skinny people: Seem like they always mad.
*Fighting: Leads to shooting.

Okay well that’s enough for now of my random thoughts.

“Which 1 do you agree with the most?”


Cracks me up!


I see bitches jumping around through Facebook snapping pics of themselves claiming to be so independent running to this event, that event, pictures with this person, that person, then all of a sudden this chick is flossing saying how great it is to be in love with the man of her dreams and how perfect life is and how beautiful the roses smell.

You looking at this whacked bitch and this dusty ass dude and you just laugh. You laugh because you already know this dizzy hoe just don’t get it.

She snapping pics of her new love boo which is really some tired ass throwback broke fool everybody know ain’t shit. She just so desperate to have a man, she trying to cupcake with anybody who will take her in. Then all of a sudden she off Facebook for a week or 2 then she resurfaces with all this spiritual stuff about how good God is, and how She’s the only person she loves, and how men can’t be trusted, love is a joke, blah blah blah. So, once again you sit back and you laugh at that at hoe. Why? Because you already know this dizzy hoe just don’t get it!

*Are reading this thinking I’m talking about you? I am.
*Are you reading this thinking you know a chick that fits this description?
*Are you wanting to Share this with someone?

YOU KNOW DAM WELL I’M RIGHT ABOUT THIS WRITE UP!!!! And below it gets real serious!

Ladies keep you dam dating/love life off of Facebook. If yo shit is fucked up keep it to yourself, cause nobody on here can’t do shit for you but look at you like a fool and dudes are looking at you as the next chick he will smash & dash on.

Ladies if your relationship is good you need to keep that off of Facebook. You don’t need to be advertising to all these other stank hoes how good your situation is cause them bitches will be pushing up on your dude at any chance they get. So keep you personal life OFF FACEBOOK.

You very welcome,

Goldie DeWitt

Pedigree Check

LIFE HAS REALLY CHANGED IN A VERY BAD WAY. People are weak as fuck. Men are not men anymore. Males are being raised by females that have no respect for men cause they hate their kids father and that little boy is being raised with no male influence but only the female influence of his mother putting him in the position to adopt female ways. In addition when a boy is being raised by his mom only, and he is the youngest with all his sisters being older than him, he is being raised by a house full of females that have no respect for men and that boy will never have the privilege of being groomed by a man and learn anything from a man that will help him to achieve Alpha status in his life. On the other hand non of his sisters will ever have any respect for a man or the man they chose to date. These females will always bump heads with the man they date especially if that man is a Alpha man. These females grew up in a household where they were the Alpha over their brother cause their brother was a sissy and they bullied him through out his entire childhood to teenager life and beyond and there was no Father in their home either. These females will never accept a man being equal to them or above them. They will challenge everything and never show respect to a man.

That’s right you heard it first from yours truly “GOLDIE DEWITT” breaking it down letting you know why yo woman is so fucking rude, inconsiderate, and disrespectful. Also for you ladies who always wondered why you GOT ISSUES, you better listen it, shit is real and you best know yo dude is so sick & tired of yo ass in the worst way!

So, ladies make sure you do a human pedigree check on that man and gentlemen you also better make sure you do a human pedigree check on that woman.

**Do not have any kids.
**Do not get married.

You do either one, just remembered I told yo stupid ass not to!!



Fuck Racism

Life as we live it has transitioned before our very eyes.

Racist white people fighting White people and we on the sideline watching this shit go down.

Hate and ignorance will live forever cause it hides in the spines of cowards. To rid the land of hate and ignorance we’d have to break the backs of half of America cause we are truly a divided Nation. A Nation that was built on Slavery and still living off Slavery reinvented by our Prison system.


Goldie DeWitt

Stay alert people!

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!! A message from Goldie…
“Don’t let the devil break you!” He’s out there working overtime striking at any and everyone showing weakness. If you allow yourself to be vulnerable for 1 second, that’s more than enough time for him to contaminate your thought processes and have you do something you could possibly regret for life or even lose your life!!

STAY ALERT PEOPLE!! Watch your back 24/7 and protect your loved ones.

Wishing you all the best,

Goldie DeWitt

R.I.P. LaJuan

Today I get dressed this morning of July 21, 2017 to lay my best friend ever to rest. We were like twins in High School. He was the brother I never had, that really became my real life brother. We were like peanut butter and jelly! We were closer than Buttcheeks!

I bumped into him the first week of High school in the 9th grade and he walked home with me and I asked my mom if he could stay the night, and he ended up staying the night for 4 years until we graduated in the 12th grade!

This is the first time someone has passed-away that was really really close to me growing up. I always said, if they ever made a movie about me, he would be the person the Director would need to get in touch with to get some funny real life stories from someone that really knows me from the root. Well, Looks like a lot of good times in the past will simply stay good memories just between those they were shared with.

His name is Fernando LaJuan McKinley. He spoke no spanish and his mom & dad are Black. He went by La Juan. But he had a few nic names: Juan Low, Moby, Six Pack, Six, Sup.

We lived a fun life growing up. We both played 4 years of High school football, we walked to school together, we walked home from school together, we was both nominated for Home Coming Court but of course I got the Crown to be nominated King, but when I won, WE WON!! We both felt the joy and so did the entire Court cause the entire court was all my close friends! When I say close friends I mean it in a real special way of true friendship. Not this bullshit thats out there today. I’m still SOLID with each person I had a friendship with in High School if I was to see them in the streets. I had a “posse” in High School and I named us “J.L.P.” Just Loc Posse. It was our click.

Thank you La Juan for providing me with a brother and best friend throughout high school. We had the best of times. We experienced the real life Porkys High!!

I will forever miss you.

“Watch over me bro”.

Goldie DeWitt